- *reading smut*: okay
- *reading fluff*: i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT
Started from the bottom
Now we’re here
This Just Happened
- Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
- Me: No
- Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2